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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Helo everyone. Ready for some incoherent MJ-yish babble?

Firstly, Mulan is nicer than Little mermaid, just like Almond soyabean is nicer than.. plain soyabean.

And secondly, lets not overflood the poor lil taggy with an argument ie. sushi stuff. Why not make a post.

"Biao is eating sushi on sunday at a place i cant pronounce. Wins wanna eat sushi too, but sushi doesnt wanna eat her. Chris eats an improper kind of sushi which resembles a hugeass roll for lunch almost everyday. She turns into a cheap tasty 2.10 chicken after that. All of a sudden, 2 raw fish comes into the picture for no reason, and they are incredible! Wins has a tastebud which says that raw fish are an exquisite cuisine. Im not bluffing- She says yah, right! Chris suddenly jumps in and say that food cooked by cavemen taste better than the fire they discover. Only chris can eat fire. Worldwide sushi-lovers are insulted by chris's fire-eating antics, so she apologises. The cavemen are angry so they eat fish and fish are gooooood. Wins forms an equation involving sushi, rawfish and sashimi, and that could make her the best mathematician in the world. Chris ends everything by saying something which would make people think she's smart- that sushi's original topping was raw fish so the authentic sushi is the sashimi ones. Veeery smart. Wow."

Hmm im afraid the above might get me clobbered and clawed but you know me.

Look at biao's post, below this one. It seems like a really harmless decision-making post, of him whether to spend 200 bucks on an mp3 player or save it for later. So innocent, as viewed. With the huge colourful image of the gadget and all, one would oversee the true rationale of this post itself, so subtle, so manipulative. With everyone centred on the 'main' theme of the post, all has failed to realise that they have actually already read and know where he got his 200 bucks, which is from his ATP marksmanship! So this is a successfull attempt to let people know of his marksmanship without actually boasting!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ego, the character of every alpha-male species.

I AM PURE EVIL.

You know i could get slaughtered for this. But what the heck. I'll just get him a nice Birthday present.

Cheers to all funtypeople,
MJ