1. This is my 7th consecutive post in Funtypeople. I spend way too much time on the internet.
2. a. "haha" means any spelling or mis-spelling of that word and includes any other variation that is prescribed as a synonym for the purposes of this Point or that falls within a class of words that is prescribed for those purposes;
2. b. MJ and i came to a conclusion that "haha"s have become an integral part of MSN conversations, and that to not use it would define a hostile tone, even in the absense of intention. This is contradictory to the case of normal conversation where "haha" would be optional and used specifically to signal laughter, rather than being used periodically just to convey aBall light-hearted tone.
2. c. Therefore, i will attempt to reverse this lunacy one MSN conversation at a time, by only using "haha" where appropriate.
2. d. haha
3. Based on empirical evidence, and our great powers of funty deduction, elimination, gossip, nonsense and creative blank filling, we have concluded that Bong is actually a closet chiongster(clubber); hereby refered to as "Bongster"; seeing as the Bongster is always busy at night, and complains of tiredness often. The Bongster, under the guise of being busy with other activities in line with those the daytime Bong would engage in, would don the night-time alterego and head off to chic clubs and bars that light the entertainment scene. Bong by day, Bongster by night. Who knew she was so happening?
4. Toys these days are so hi-tech. When we were young, a ball was just a ball. It bounced. But now, when you want to buy a ball, it doesn't only bounce, but is also an aeroplane, machine gun, barbiedoll and cooking set(battries not included).
Potential podcast.