Shouldn't you be studying?

Not too hard though.

Banner Boys!

Supporters plus half time entertainment

I'm to the left of YC. Ahahaha. Not that i want anyone to notice or anything.

Basketball this, basketball that.

Do you see the limbo stick
wat a pretty limbo stick
wonder wat to do with it
such a pretty limbo stick
are you nimble are you quick
let's go underneathe the stick
bend your back and slowly walk
hey let's do the limbo rock

(simple version)
A.B.C.D.E.F.G.
H.I.J.K.L.M.O.
P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.
"double-U" X.Y. and Z.
now i've learnt my ABC
next time won't you sing with me
or if you don't want to sing
let's just do the limbo rock

twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what u are
up above the world so high
like a diamond in the sky
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what u are
some say you're a burning rock
i prefer the limbo rock

ok lame.

Counterstrike. The FunTy Story of a Counter-Terrorist. Part 2

The impact of the grenade took half the life from me. Holding on desperately to my courage i stepped in front of the door and almost sprayed my stupid weapon when i saw what i thought was a terrorist turning in circles and staring at his belly. When i finally deduced that the terrorist was reloading his unknowned weapon i decided to waste the son of a gun with a HE grenade, a taste of his own medicine. Immediately my MP5 disappeared into thin air, and i was holding a HE grenade. How convenient can things get?

And so, i flung the exploding device towards the terrorist, and for some uncanny reason the grenade landed spectacularly near the dumbass, and BOOM. MY MP5 reappeared in my hands. I thought i was the victor when all of a sudden a series of gunfire broke out and my 50 percent of health was draining. I realised that the reloading terrorist survived the grenade (he probably had full health before the impact)and was now firing at me with his AK47. I also spotted a camper at the second level to my top left with a Steyr scout, but apparently his shots kept missing, as i only heard BOOM BOOM BOOM, but i did not decrease in health. Must be a newbie terrorist who bought the cheap gun thinking all sniper rifles must be good weapons. What a dumbass. A terrorist with a .22 handgun is more deadly then a dumbass with an Artic who does not know how to use it.

As i was about to reach a 20 percent health status, i heard two loud booms and both terrorists fell to the ground and disappeared. I spotted double-H on the level where the camper was camping, and realised he had taken the two terrorists out with a single artic shot each. At that moment i didnt know whether to thank him for saving my skin or to bitch about him always reappearing at the last minute to steal frags. Whats more he is always the last to survive. The way he moves about also proves how professional he is, jumping here and there, holding an artic at this instant, then making it change into a desert eagle, changeing it back to an artic again, and all that magician nonsense. Knowing he is my teammate, i fired my weapon insanely at him while thinking, "Thats for stealing my kill," The bullets somehow went through his body, and he disappeared behind a wall thereafter. Two more terrorists to go.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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I do not recommend you stay too long, though.. :D:D:D... Addictive, innit?

close encounters with lizards...
...too close for comformt =P

i saw something really gross in the kitchen just now.. ughh totally freaked me out and it reminded me of the other times when i saw gross lizards too.. ugghh think i have a weird affinity for not just lizards but dead lizards..=X

first encounter: i was just a lil kid.. extremely curious.. one day i saw a couple of white balls on the floor near the computer table.. they were about the size of small marbles.. me..being myself.. just had to go check them out.. and so i started fiddling with them.. i pressed the little white ball quite hard until it cracked and then this black coloured thing came out from inside the ball. upon further inspection i discovered to my horror tt it was a baby lizard.. ugghh i found out what lizard eggs were tt day.

second encounter: slightly older.. i was just doing my own thing..packing my table.. then i opened my drawer and i just to happened to open it from the bottom.. then i felt something drop to the floor.. i cant remember whether i actually touched tt thing and dropped it or i just made it fall from the drawer..anyway.. it was a dried up, flattened lizard. momentarily shocked and extremely disgusted

third encounter:today.. i dropped something behind the oven toaster and when i moved the toaster slightly away to retrive it.. i saw this white coloured thing next to the toaster..it was kinda longish and had weird things sticking out from its sides...2 seconds later i realised tt it was a lizard skeleton and i freaked out.. wha its super super gross man..and i still had to pick the thing up from behind the toaster..! sheese.. took a lot of courage to do it man.. just being at such close proximity to tt thing is seriously eeew.. urrgghhh my sister commented tt it looked like a dinosaur.. hahaha lol..

yeah u can saw EWWW now..

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Papa Smurf is a Communist

"I like most of my generation grew up watching the Smurfs. I loved them so much that I tuned in every Saturday mourning to see what crazy hy-jinx those lovable little blue creatures would get up to. It is just now that I have realized what I was really tuning into each and every Saturday morning was in actuality Communist Propaganda!! Yes that is correct, Papa Smurf and all of his little smurf minions are not the happy little characters Hanna Barbara would have us believe! The cartoon was really created by the Russian government in order to indoctrinate the youngest members of western society with communist beliefs and ideals thus destroying their resistance to the imminent Russian invasion that was to occur when this generation (my generation) grew up. Looking back, our resistance was not destroyed (only our happy childhood memories) but only due to the determination of other cartoons such as G.I. Joe and Richie Rich who's goal it was to instill in the children of the western world the morals and values of Capitalism."

Smurfian Society: "The Smurfs have no currency and every thing is shared equally between them. notice that all of the Smurfs dress exactly the same in the same standard issue white pants and hat. It is nearly impossible to tell one smurf from another. This demonstrated the idea of total equality and that every member of the society was as important as the others. The Smurfs made communism look like a great form of government because all of the Smurfs seemed happy and there was no poverty or any crime. This was a ploy of the communist creators of the Smurfs that was used to turn the North American children on to the idea of communism... The Smurfs put forth a definite anti-capitalism message in their shows. One need only look a value of certain Smurfs in the society to see this; Who was portrayed negatively on the show? greedy and vanity that's who! And why were these particular Smurfs frowned upon? Well Greedy took for himself and like to eat allot. Is that a reason to condemn him? I think not he still did allot of good for the society; he did cook for them all did he not!! The case of vanity is even more disturbing! Who do you think the smurf that wore a flower in his hair and looked in the mirror all day represented?? Vanity was a homosexual of course and he was constantly put down which taught the young generation of would be North American communists that homosexuality would not be tolerated in this society."

Papa Smurf: "I sure as hell don't remember Papa Smurf being elected leader nor was there ever an election to decide if he should remain leader. Stalin's appearance also highly resembles that of Papa Smurf. His beard may not be as perfect as that of Marx but look at that round face!!"

Brainy: "The most disturbing but solid proof that the Smurfs are communist propaganda is the striking resemblance that Brainy Smurf bears to Trotsky... His ideas always got him into trouble and I believe that if the show had been continued he would have eventually been assassinated as well."

Gargamel: "The comparison between Gargamel and the capitalists is as cut and dry as they come. Gargamel wanted to catch the "good happy little Smurfs" and boil them so they would turn into gold. Basically the communist creator of the Smurfs wanted to portray capitalists as evil bastards whose prime goal in life was the accumulation of wealth... Gargamel also had a Jewish look to him."

The True meaning of funty...
Word:funt
Plural:funty
In Russia, 16th–19th century, a unit of mass, about 0.409 512 40 kilogram.1 Sometimes romanized as fount, founte or pfunt. Originating in Muscovy, it did not become the most common mass unit until the 18th century.

Reforms at the end of the 19th century made the funt the mass of a platinum-iridium prototype marked "H 1894".

P.S: The glorious "funty" has been used for bad purposes!!! Click to find out...

!!!

Subject: think simple

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen, incorporating a small gas filled cylinder which propelled the ink out of the pen, that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.

Many years later, when co-operation with the Russians was esablished, it occurred to someone at NASA to ask how the Russians had solved the problem.There was no problem, they said, we used a pencil.

http://www.bash.org/

Nice site with some funny stuff. although some bits are rather vulgar and such.

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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?


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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?

<TheXPhial> vaccuums

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

<TheXPhial> black holes

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

<TheXPhial> lava?

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong

<Ouroboros> Ok.

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<Ouroboros> Whoops

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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

<Cthon98> ********* see!

<AzureDiamond> hunter2

<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******

<Cthon98> thats what I see

<AzureDiamond> oh, really?

<Cthon98> Absolutely

<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?

<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> awesome!

<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?

<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

Counterstrike. The FunTy Story of a Counter-Terrorist.

I dropped from the sky, holding a pistol. I scanned the surroundings quickly, and found myself behind a van. I anxiously paced forward, and saw three of my fellow C-Ts preparing to strike. Two of them headed for the front of the warehouse. A message intantaneously poped out from nowhere: "STORM THE FRONT." I ignored the command, and saw the other one C-T heading for the backdoor of the warehouse. "Must be fellow C-T double-H, that lone ranger always welding an Artic.", I thought to myself.

Then i realised that i havent bought a primary weapon yet. I thought for a while, looking at my current amount of credits, i thought i would buy an MP5. And all of a sudden, i am holding an MP5. "A flashbang and a HE would be useful too..", I thought, and as simple as that, the two grenades appeared in my pocket.

Realising I was lagging behind, I decided to make my move. At first i wanted to head for the backdoor to cover C-T double-H, but decided that I would end up dead and have him steal my frags anyway, so I headed towards the front. All of a sudden, another message poped out from nowhere: "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" After spending a few seconds wondering why the door is knowned as the 'hole', I heard a loud explosion, followed by rapid gunfire. I was scared. But I continued towards the front anyway.

When i finally saw the front door of the warehouse, one of my fellow C-Ts suddenly dropped onto his knees and fell to the ground, and vanished. "So ChubbyStorm dies first again, not surprising.", i snickered to myself. I camped to the right of the door, while the other C-T strafed left and right in front of the door, spraying his MP5 as if bullets were free. To my horror, i spotted a HE grenade bouncing out of the door, and at that moment, there was an explosion, followed by a flying C-T. The C-T landed on the ground and vanished. Then all was silent.

TO BE CONTINUED...

hehheh this is pretty hilarious..was laughing kinda hysterically at the computer screen a few moments ago..think i looked crazy.. ahahaha when i look at it it still makes me wana laugh..i think the person who did it is funty..ahahaha..mm how apt tt i was doing maths just now.. reflects my sentiments exactly sometimes.. i so identify with the picture.

haha anyway..its from the same guy who made those pictures of the bloated gummy bears which biao linked last time.. i like this guy's site.



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