A twisted fact about tissue.

Tissue. Tissue is tissue. Not tissue is not tissue. Tissue comes in wet forms and dry forms. Wet tissue is wet dry tissue. Dry tissue is dry wet tissue. Wet tissue can be used to wipe dry tables, while dry tissue can be used to wipe wet tables. Wet tissue however, was not created to wipe dry tables, but was created to wipe baby bottoms. Dry tissue was created for multi purposing and can be used to wipe wet tables without much argument. However dry tissue cannot be used to wipe baby bottoms, unless the baby bottom is wet.

Dry tissue can be either facial wipes or toilet paper. But was facial wipes invented before toilet paper, or was toilet paper invent before facial wipes? Could facial wipes be invented earlier, and consumers used it secondarily to wipe their butts and realised it was to easily torn, therefore created toilet paper? Or was toilet paper invented earlier, and consumers used it secondarily to wipe their faces and suffered facial abrasions due to its roughness, hence created facial wipes? Or was a standard wiping paper invented for both face and butt, but was scraped as people feel it was gross to wipe both face and butt using the same kind of paper?

Just another topic not worth arguing about by ivan and MJ.