Can't go lamer than this. Maybe next time.

Two guys named Koh and Tai decided to changed names one day. They became Alvin and Chipmink. Another day they decided to go up to PSA for fun. At the top day decided to jump off the roof to commit suicide. They both jumped off the roof. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But they didnt die. Why?

Becos they are Tai Koh.

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One day this shop was selling this very huge gun. It came with a very huge bullet. Due to its weight, the bullet only could travel one metre. Another day this hunter came and buy the gun. He went to the woods to hunt birds. When he saw a bird ten metres away, from his position he aimed and fired. BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the bird died. Why?

Cos the barrel was nine metres long.

Inspired by no one else none other than Nazhar.