Adding on to the bottom list.

5. Next time we decide to cross a road, we need not think twice on the dangers of getting hit because, as simple as that, any car will DARE NOT hit you. Just walk lor. If they hit you they will get demerit points and risk losing their license. Humans own the road, cos if you're hit you dont get blamed but the car gets blamed. What's the human got to lose besides one's life? The driver loses the car license, and you dont have to care about losing your life once youre dead anyway! And if the car stops in time to avoid hitting you and starts horning and showing rude fingers whatsoever, you whip out your sharp bunch of keys in front of them, and THEY SCARED ALREADY.

Disclaimer: The above contributor will not be held responsible for the demise of any curious soul intelligent enough to attempt jaywalking without watching the road. ha. ha.