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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Time for an Incoherent Nonsensical MJ-type post.

What does Chingay stand for anyway? Is it a festival where gay chinese people go parade in the streets all for the sake of gay(Like i mentioned, gay means happy hor)? And everyone will be screaming and shouting "yay yay im so gay gay!" and this will be stuck in their heads till the following weeks, and they will be reminded of how really gay they are.

I bet Chingay started when this really gay(happy) chinese man walked down the streets one day doing some random gay stunts cos he was just feeling gay. His doings led to an influx of gay people becoming so gay they all wanted a festival for his gayness. And hence, Chingay started.

Yah a likely story.

Wanna hear a story?

One morning in Camp by MJ

One morning in camp a soldier went up to his officer.
"Good Morning Sir!"
"Morning very good meh? You go sign 3 extras!"
"WHAT?"
"What summore, Go sign another 3!"
One morning in camp a soldier went up to his officer and he got 6 extras.

The End

Yah thats a joke.

Wanna hear a lame joke?

One day Peter fell and broke his leg.

OK nevermind. Wana hear a dirty joke?

The next day, Peter fell into a puddle of mud.