The Funty Guide to Sleeping

Specimen A

The Classic 90-DEGREE-NECK

How it goes:
Leaning your head till your ear touches your shoulder. Only recommended if you have rubber joints.

Aftereffects:
A splitting headache an severe neck problems. Only that guy in the picture would feel relaxed.

What's he probably dreaming of:
A huge lecture theatre and a pile of really boring physics notes.

Specimen B

One-hand-to-Comfort

How it goes:
Basically you use your hand as a cushion for comfort. Great if you dont have any pillows.

Aftereffects:
A really numb hand.

What's he probably dreaming of:
A dense jungle with no beds, no tents, no pillows, and he's trying to sleep.

Specimen C

The "Cindy Crawford" impression

How it goes:
Only the few with suitable.. erm.. props, can pull this one off. Or simply use ink.

Aftereffects:
People will start asking you to do a catwalk.

Whats he probably dreaming of:
An animal that burrows. haha

Specimen D

The Famous Boiled Crab

How it goes:
You must have fair skin and rosy cheeks. Sleep with your head off-parallel to the ground for an over-boiled crab.

Aftereffects:
People will think youre cute red. Then you will think youre cute red. But actually youre just red.

Whats he probably dreaming of:
An entire day at sentosa without sunblock.

Specimen E:

The "Ivan" Grin

How it goes:
Incorporate the Ivan-grin into your sleep. It counts even if the grin is upside-down like above.

Aftereffects:
You wake up with a strong urge to spout crap and make sense of nonsense.

Whats he probably dreaming of:
People saluting to him. Then he knocks them down an make them explain why a wet tissue is a dry tissue.

Specimen F

The Potential-Drool stance

How it goes:
Your face to the side with mouth open for the drool, like a cute wittle baby.

Aftereffects:
You might wake up choking on a fly.

Whats he probably dreaming of:
Who else?