MacDonalds is filthy rich. Even if they were to sort of donate an obscene amount of money to lets say, SAV, they would like regain the money, with profit even, in like a day. And they seriously know how to exploit their workers. 4 plus an hour (am i right) is like peanutsgreen beans to them.

Was crapping with Han Song this afternoon. Figured that MacDonalds will be advantageous to SAV, since money donations are weak.

If MacDonalds were to donate the remaining million dollars to 'save' SAV

-The school motto will be changed to "I'm lovin' it, Up and On"
-The school song will be replaced by that lame 'im lovin' it' rap.
-SAV will be renamed SAMV. Saint Andrew's MacDonald's Village. Yes, lame.
-The Uniform, White top Blue bottom and striped tie will be changed to: Yellow jumpers and fluffy red hair. Big red smile optional.
-Our new principal will be Ronald MacDonald!!
-Students will have 500 free points once they register to the school. They can redeem lecture notes with their ez-link card.
-There will be a huge 'M' at the entrance of the school.
-There will be a Giant Ronald MacDonald Statue somewhere in SAV.
-Every bench found in SAV will have a Ronald MacDonald statue with one arm outstretched on it.
-At the top of the new gallery will be written "Every Saint a Servant of MacDonald's"
-Will we even be called 'Saints'? We will be called 'Macs'.
-The new T-shirt design will state: Once a Saint, now a Mac.
-The sports hall in SAV (or any venue in particular) will be named : The Ronald MacDonald Multi-purpose Hall

-The toilets will be EXTREMELY MICROSCOPICALLY small. But with plenty of toilet paper.

-The cafeterias will sell, erm, yes macdonald's food. Breakfast menus include McPratas.

-The cafeterias will jack up prices constantly for no valid reasons.

-The cafeterias will sell 'special-order-without-mayonnaise' food at low prices.

-But those who complain that they did not receive their special order will be sent to the discipline committee for defiance.

-There will finally be ice cream in school.

-Tutorials will be handed out the form of happy meals, so students will be 'happy' doing them.

-And these happy meals include a collectible figurine of Staff members.

-If students were to submit incomplete tutorials, they are not granted extra curry sauce or chilli.

-If a teacher was to be late for class, every student receives a free cone.

-And the teachers have to greet US instead of WE greet them.

-And they have to say Thank you please come again.

-There will be a monthly liver check on every student.
-Gp classes will emphasise more on 'MacDonaldization'.
-An option topic in Chemistry will include 'MacDonald-Food Chem'.
-Every student will have this question in their mind: "What kind of creature is Gremace?"