The funty story. By funty. part 1.

Once upon a time there was a fishie. A cute fishie. A cutie wutie fishie. A cutie wutie lemon scootie mootie lootie hippy hoopy happy new year pull your ear cutie fishie. Very cute one. Really. So cute that when people pass by his tank, they go, "HEy FisShIe FisSHie FisShIe!!" This fishie has no fins. No scales. No tail. Why? How is that so? How is that humanly, i mean, fishiely possible? Simple. Cos this fishie was a crab.

So one day this cutie wutie crabby wabby was sleeping in his tank, having the greatest dream of his life. He dreamt he was a fishie. A real ugly buggly fishie. He was sick of his cutie wutie looks, cos ultimately, the daily "FiSsHiE FiSsHiE FiSsHiE" routine was starting to get ridiculous. Apparently his master left the house late for work every single day and eventually got sacked, spending an hour daily before that chanting "FiSsHiE FiSsHiE FiSsHiE" to the fishtank. He decided to think of a plan.

TO BE CONTINUED......